2014 so far

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August:
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blackcatula:

socialjustinope:

true gender equality

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fourex-:

zellehc:

You know you have to sell ya soul to the debbil to do shit like this right?

Got damn

fourex-:

zellehc:

You know you have to sell ya soul to the debbil to do shit like this right?

Got damn

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3ch0-lokshun:

speakintongueandcheek:

shisnojon:

heliolisk:

any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

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ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

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NOT ALL COOKIES

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zooeydeschannoying:

tumblr gays throw around the word “iconic” constantly but this is the true definition

zooeydeschannoying:

tumblr gays throw around the word “iconic” constantly but this is the true definition

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notallwugs:

Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

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ven0moth:

who the hell came up with dodgeball???? what kind of sadistic asshole was like “i wanna see kids low key inflict pain on eachother so im gonna have them throw balls at eachother and call it a sport” bye

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phleps:

theirye’re* 

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oheska:

so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like

"you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend"

and i was like

"ill get my boyfriend to do it"

and thats how i came out to my mom

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